Mr. & Mrs. Youtuber I Infulencers I Screenplay

Screenplay

  Name of the Show   Mr. & Mrs. Youtuber

Written by

Rajib Sinha &   Abhishek Bharadwaj

Following Screenplay and Story is written by Rajib Sinha and Abhishek Bhardwaj & is a property of Reverse Tree Media. Reverse Tree Media reserves all the copyrights for publishing it on electronic – Paper- Web -Television-Radio or Youtube.

Episode 1:   Birth of Rival

Scene 1

Day/Int./Bedroom

(Opening shot from top angle, camera zoom-in)

Early morning Pakhi and Robin both are sleeping on the bed lying their heads to each other legs-side. 

(Close-shot of Robin from the top angle)

Suddenly Robin wakes up because of some bad smell. He closed his nose with his T-shirt and looked at Pakhi. He pushed her and said.

ROBIN:

“Dur hat zahrili nagin”

(Close-shot of Robin from the top angle)

The bad smell was so annoying ,he almost chewed every word in anger and said.

ROBIN:

“Coronavirus third wave chor rahi hai kya”

(Close-shot of Pakhi from the top angle)

She smiled, closing her eyes and said.

PAKHI:

“Delta Plus”

She turns toward him and holds one of his legs and keeps her right leg on his face. Robin tried to remove her leg and said. 

ROBIN:

“Kya kar rehi hai… Haat naa”

We can hear the sound of the garbage man outside then Robin said 

ROBIN:

“Pakhi chal uth kachra phek ke aa…. Aaj teri bari hai”

But she doesn’t respond and Robin is pushing continuously for the garbage bag because it is her turn. Pushing her again and again he becomes irritated and pushes her leg away with force. As she folds her legs quickly her knees hit the male part of Robin. Robin immediately wakes up and sits. 

ROBIN:

“Oh! Fuck it, Goti…… phor di” 

 Pakhi wakes up (Ghabra kar)  and runs away through the garbage bag.

PAKHI:

“Main kuchra phek ke aati hu”

 CUT TO . . .

(Wide-shot of the room)

Pakhi entered the bedroom with the garbage bag in one hand, and Robin is lying on the bed. She came and held one of Robin’s right legs and started pulling it. Robin walked up and asked.

ROBIN:

“Kya kar rehi hai tu”

 PAKHI:

“Tumne hi to kaha tha kura phek ke aane ko……”

“Kura phek rahi hu….”

“Bahiya ruko . . . ruko, Kura lekar jao”. 

As robin becomes irritated and calls Pakhi to stop 

Pakhi: 

Tang nahi kicha na to upar hi atak jayegi aur phir bacche kaise.. 

It makes Robin smile 

Robin:

Tu badi shaitan hai …  

Robin gets up from the bed and he is still feeling pain … He then grabs the arm of Pakhi and pulls her towards him and as he was about to kiss her just then she pulls up the Kachara bag in between just then the Kachra wala knocks the doors really hard. Robin becomes irritated and mummls

Robin: 

“Kachar Kar diya moment…  Ek to har baar inka kachara pickup karne wala badal jaata hai kitni baar bola hai ki kachar kone main hai lekin” 

While speaking these lines …

Robin grabs the Kachra packet from Pakhi and goes towards the Door, opens it up and there a Kachra wala which is having Tilk on his forehead Robin becomes surprised by seeing at his look 

Robin: 

“Oh pundit ji —Sorry Mujhe laga tum kachare wale bhiya ho” 

Kachra Wala: 

Hum hi hun 

Robin 

Tum aise kaise (stammers) kab join kiya   

Kachara 

Abhi ka hai na ek hi kaam bacha janha reservation nahi hai to bhiya de djiye bhut late hai thodi der main rahu kaal shuru ho jayega phir kuch thik nahi hoga. 

Robin closes the door with surprise and he wanted to tell this amazing thing to Pakhi but pakhi ignores him 

Robin

“Ye to agal content hai mere youtube ke liye Ek kachare wala jo pundit hai” —he just speaks this on his mobile phone for this idea  

Scene 2

Day/Int./Robin’s Office

Robin is sitting at the homemade youtube studio office near the study desk, holding his male part with one hand ..and talking to the other person on zoom meeting he is about to have a podcast. A cup of coffee is in between his thighs

ROBIN: 

“Aah…Aah” (Not too much just a little uncomfortable)

Other people on zoom call

“Robin –What’s wrong why do you look so constipated.”

Robin 

“ Ek Jahrili nagin ache ache ko constipation kar sakti hai bhai”

Just then Pakhi comes Holding a sugar container and listens to what Robin is saying  

She gives him a look. and takes back the cup of coffee which Robin was about to sip. From Pakhi’s face, it is clear that she is very upset. Even the other guy on zoom call understands its cuts the conversation in between and switches off his camera. Seeing him offline Robin becomes a bit upset he touches his keyboard and mic but seeing no response from another side he just pats his forehead in frustration 

CUT TO . . .

(Split screen, one side Pakhi and another side Robin)

Pakhi is making lunch in the kitchen and Robin is working on his laptop in the office room. Robin’s phone rang,(Tring. . .tring) it was his friend calling to wish him for his new video which got viral. 

At the same time, Pakhi also received a call from her friend in the same context.

SOPHIYA (Pakhi’s friend): 

“Yaar congratulation Robin ki video viral ho gai. It has 8M views, buddy….. Its a new record… ” 

Pakhi feel a bit jealous 

PAKHI:

“Accha woh to chor, tu yeh puch ki idea kiska tha” 

SOPHIYA (Pakhi’s friend):

“Kiska?”

PAKHI:

“Mera aur kiska…… Jaise hi yeh brilliant idea mere dimaag main aaya. Maine turant Robin ko bataya. Woh toh sunte hi ucchal para” 

Her friend believe what she said and start appreciating her 

SOPHIYA (Pakhi’s friend):

“Yaar aise ideas aate kaise hai tujhe. Tum dono hi kitne talented ho”

PAKHI:

“Accha chal koi nahi. Mujhe thora kaam hai. Main tujhe baad main call karti hu” 

 After that Pakhi drop the call and turn back, when she turned back, Robin was standing back there and listening to everything. 

ROBIN:

 Sahi hai Kachara ko bahar phekte phakte shyad apna dimag bhi bahar phek diya hai maine … 

Pakhi is about to yell at him as just back he said that she is Nagin just then Robin corrects himself 

“Wo hi ki maine tumhe nagin bola tum to itne acche ideas deti ho lekin kya hai na baby ki mera dimag thoda kachare ke –phushhh … Robin makes sound…   saath saath bahar chala jaata hai …ab thikane par aa gaya hai 

Pakhi is very clever so she replied

PAKHI: 

“Are tum aur main alag- alag hai kya. We are the same toh tumhara idea matlab mera idea.. Main bhi toh kitna kuch karti hu taki tum apne kaam main concentrate ka sako” 

ROBIN:

“Jaise?” 

PAKHI:  

“Ghar ka kaam” 

ROBIN:

“Kya ?”

PAKHI:

“Jaise… Jaise…jaise.. Humm..”

(Pakhi didn’t get anything that she do to help him so she cleverly change the topic)

PAKHI: 

“Tum woh choro, tumhe kya lagta hai ki youtube karna Einstein ke bulb banane jaisa tough hai”

ROBIN(Quickly Answer):

“Edison”

PAKHI:

“Kaun Edison.. Edison ko biche main lekar maat aao, samjhe..” 

“Topic badalne ki koshish maat karo”

Robin tries to correct her that it was Edison who invent the bulb not Einstein

ROBIN:

“Nahi Nahi, Edison ne bulb..”

“Choro rehne do”

PAKHI:

“Kyu rehne do?”

PAKHI:

“Tumhe kya lagta hai mai youtube channel nahi kar sakti, mere dimaag main aise creative ideas nahi aa sakte”

ROBIN:

“Nahi”

 Because he was so much confident about the pakhi but she gets pissed off with his confidence and makes a challenge to create her own youtube channel

 PAKHI:

“Thik hai ab main apna youtube channel kholungi”

After that, She put the Karchi in his hand and leave the kitchen

PAKHI:

“Ab jao khana pakao, mujhe bahut kaam hai ”

 ROBIN:

“Yaar phir se, kum se kum khana to bana le” 

He realized that by challenging her he just brought one more trouble for himself 

(Cont.)

Pakhi comes to the bedroom sitting on the bed with her mobile. She started looking for how to become a famous Youtuber.

PAKHI:

“Google, How to become a world-famous YouTuber”

Google display tone of articles, Pakhi get confused she makes her face so she again said

PAKHI:

“Google, How to become India’s famous YouTuber”

Again the same thing happens and she starts realizing that it will not be going that easy 

PAKHI:

“Uff.. .. Google, Pls tell me how to open a youtube channel”

And then she finally gets an article to open a youtube account and she starts doing that.

Fade Out

Scene 3

Day/Int./Robin’s Office

Robin was working in his office shooting a video on a tripod suddenly the door bell rangs. He gets distrubed

ROBIN:

“Pakhi dekhna kaun hai”

After ringing twice thrice he gets pissed off and goes to open the door holding a mobile stand on his hand

ROBIN: 

“Yeh kachrawala bhi na, aaj main iski jaan le lung..nak main dum karke rekha hai”

When he opened the door he saw a delivery boy standing with lots of boxes and he asked

ROBIN:

“Kya hai”

DELIVERY BOY:

“Pakhi ji ka ghar yehi hai”

ROBIN:

“Haa kyu..”

DELIVERY BOY:

“Unke orders tha”

ROBIN:

“Humne toh kuch order nahi kiya”

Suddenly Pakhi came from back shouting

PAKHI:

“Ruko bhaiya..”

“Thank you bhaiya”

ROBIN:

“Kya order kya hai.. Woh bhi itna sara”

PAKHI:

“Bass kaam ka saman hai”

“Accha bhaiya paise mere husband pay kar denge.. Suno pay kar dena”

She takes all the boxes and goes to the bedroom. Delivery boy gives the bill to ROBIN’s hand, watching Robin get shocked.

ROBIN:

“Yeh kya hai, itna bara bill.. Aisa kya lia hai”

 DELIVERY BOY:

“Bhaiya pay kar dena”

ROBIN:

“Haa.. haa.. Kar raha hu baba”

Robin pays the bill and goes to the bedroom to talk to her regarding that. When entering the room he gets astonished because a complete video shooting set-up is there in the bedroom and she was standing middle of it, said.

PAKHI(smilling face):

“Jang shuru kare”

————————————————————

Episode 2:   Script Robbery

Scene 1

Day/Int./Bedroom

Early morning Pakhi sits on the study table with a cup of coffee to write her 1st youtube script. Pakhi was very stubborn so for her, this challenge means a lot. After spending an hour, trying every position, every technique to get a creative idea, she was not able to write even a single word. 

(Montage of Pakhi)

Pakhi eating popcorn and cursor is blinking on the laptop screen 

 Youtube is running a video on how to write a script but she is clicking her selfies.


Opening a new packet from Amazon and was excited to get a pair of jeans and checking the pair in front of a mirror 

Pakhi is lying on the bed listening to the musi. Her bed has all items on it like plate, popcorn spread here there, a bowl of popcorn –, new jeans –  she  

Finally, she realized that scriptwriting is not her cup of tea, but losing the challenge with Robin was also not acceptable. So, she close the dairy and said, 

PAKHI:

“Everything is fair in love and war and this is a world war”

She goes to Robin’s office, to spy on him about what he is doing right now. She saw that Robin was sitting on his study desk and writing his youtube script for the next video. As she knew that Robin was very creative and because of his content creativity he was able to make 1M subscribers in just 6 months. Stealing his script was the best idea to have a good start for her channel and also win the battle. While looking at Robin writing script she gets a brilliant idea and she smiles then she goes to the kitchen to make Robin’s favorite dal-makhani and other his favorite dishes, her behavior was completely changed at that point.

After making all his favorite items she came to Robin’s office room stood at the door side and said

PAKHI:

“Baby aap khana khaoge, khana laga du” 

Robin turn and looked at her with a shocking face, 

ROBIN:

“Isko kya hua , bukhar to nahi ?” 

because Pakhi had never ever treated him like this before. After that, she came to him and grabbed him with both hands kiss her chicks and said

PAKHI: 

“You are so talented, so creative. Kitna hard work Karte ho mere lia, kitni mehnat karte ho. Aaj aapki hi wajah se toh mera kaam chalta hai”

ROBIN:

“Kya matlab”

Robin was a bit suspicious of her behavior, he knew that, so much love and weird loving behavior means there is something wrong, 

(Voice-over)

“Dal main kuch kala hai”

Scene 2

Day/Int./Dinner Table

At Lunch, Pakhi was forcing him to eat more and more, even feeding him by herself. Robin was constantly saying 

ROBIN:

“that is enough, he can’t eat anymore” 

‘Bus karo yaar Kya baat hai maidam kahi aaj bakre ko jyada khilya jaa raha hai’ 

But Pakhi was not listening to anything because it was in the plan.  

Scene 3

Day/Int./Bedroom

After eating so tight Robin feels very heavy. 

He enters the bedroom and lays on the bed.

ROBIN:

“Mera pet…”

 Then Pakhi also came over there and sat near him on the bed. She starts pressing his legs. Robin looked at her very shockingly and said.

ROBIN:

“Yeh kya kar rehi hai”

 PAKHI:

“Aap kitna mehnat karte hai mere lia, main aapki thori sewa bhi nahi kar sakti kya. Aap so jaiye, main aapke pair deba deti hu ”

Robin closed his eyes and said. 

ROBIN:

Hey bhagwan mujhe is sapne se jaga de, mujhe iski aadat nahi hai, Mujhe bahut dar lag raha hai”

Robin was so tight and heavy that he fell into a deep sleep then Pakhi came near his face to check whether he was in deep sleep or not. Once she confirmed that he is in deep sleep she tighten up a piece of cloth on her head like Rambo to complete her mission.

 Scene 4

Day/Int./Office

Pakhi enters the office, it is dark and quiet. She is walking with the cat’s feet, and she sees Robin’s laptop on the study table. She opens the laptop to steal his script but it was password protected so she started thinking about what could be his password. She 1st entered saying.

PAKHI:

“Exgirlfriend”

LAPTOP SCREEN:

“Password denied”

 then she entered, 

PAKHI:

“Lichar best friend”

LAPTOP SCREEN:

“Password denied”

She again entered,

PAKHI:

“Savita Bhabhi”

LAPTOP SCREEN:

“Password denied”

 then she thought that If the password was her name? 

PAKHI:

“Nahi aisa nahi ho sakta”

 Then she entered,

PAKHI:

“Pakhi”

  and it’s working so she said

PAKHI:

“so sweet baby”

she looks at the photo frame of Robin near his laptop and said, 

PAKHI:

“Oh baby yeh sab to main tumhare lia hi to kar rehi hu. Main challenge har jaungi tumhe accha legega?……. Nahi na …… Tum so jao” 

She dropped down the photo frame and insert the Pendrive, copy enter.

Scene 5

Day/Int./Bedroom

Two days later, Pakhi was sitting on the bed with her tablet, smiling watching her video comments. Same time Robin entered the room holding her phone saying that 

ROBIN:

“Did you upload any video last day”

She got nervous and with a fumbled voice, 

PAKHI:

“Nahi…. Haa… nahi.. Haa”

ROBIN:

“Kya nahi haa nahi haa”

She was nervous by imagining what would happen if he knew about the script since he was very serious about his work. So, she quickly grabs her phone from his hand and tries to change the topic

PAKHI:

“Haa ki hai par woh sab choro….. Aaj mera bahar khana khane ka maan kar raha hai, Chalo na bahar kahi chalte hai”

ROBIN:

“Haan haa chalenge par batao kya upload kiya hai”

After insisting two-three times she get angry and sought because she was not able to change the topic to hide her steal,

PAKHI:

 “Ek baar kaha na ki video nahi dekhna, bahar jana hai gumne ke lia” 

ROBIN:

“Ok let us go”

Scene 6

Night/Int./Bedroom

Pakhi was lying on the bed taking a nap and Robin was in his office at his laptop. Suddenly Robin started calling her in an angry tone,

ROBIN:

“Pakhi, Pakhi”

 Pakhi open her eyes look at the door and then close her eyes again because she understand that Robin had already found out about the script. So, she is pretending that she is asleep. Robin come to the bedroom and asked her, 

ROBIN:

“Tune meri script churai”

PAKHI:

 “Nahi to bilkul nahi… kisne kaha”

ROBIN:

“Maine video dekhi hai…woh meri script thi”

she doesn’t accept that she did that. But finally, she realized that there is no way to go, she create a new scene. She says,

PAKHI:

 “Kya! Tumhari kahani aur meri kahani … same to same. How is it possible?”

Robin knows very clearly what she is doing so he was very angry with her

ROBIN:

“Bano maat Pakhi main sab janta hu ki tumne hi meri script churai hai”

PAKHI:

“Aisa nahi ho sakta ki hum dono ke dimag main ek hi idea aaya ho. Yes, it is possible, Is lia main humesha kehti hu that humari soch kitni milti hai”, “We made for each other” 

She tried to hug him. But Robin was so angry that he remove his hand and said,

ROBIN:

“U are impossible”

 and he leaves the house. Finally, she take a deep breath.

Episode 3:   7 days Veg Challenge

Scene 1

Day/Int./Bedroom

Pakhi was on the balcony biting her nails, walking from one corner to another. She seems very tense because of her next video script. She was a bit worried about the challenge.

Then, Robin came there with cups of coffee, and he noticed her. He offered her a cup of coffee and asked,

 ROBIN:

“Any problem”

PAKHI(Dramatically answer):

No.. koi problem nahi hai bus aapne agle video content ke bare main soch rehi thi. Banda popular ho toh logo ki expectation bar jati hai”

Robin wants to teach her a lesson for what she did. Robin asked again, 

ROBIN:

“Tumhai pehli video to hit ho gai now next video kya bana rehi ho”

 Robin asked that because he wanted her to ask for help so that he can pitch his idea. 

PAKHI:

“Wohi soch rehi thi, kya banau” 

Finally, she asked

PAKHI:

 “Tumhe kya lagta hai mujhe kispai video banani chaheye”

ROBIN:

“Tum … chaho to kisi challenge le sakti ho like, 7 days veg. challenge. Toh ek hi baar main tumko agle saat content bhi mil jaenge…… 7 din 7 videos”

Pakhi likes the idea and is also happy because she finally gets the content for the next 7 videos but she doesn’t make him release that she is taking her favor. So, she replied

PAKHI:

 “Main bhi yehi soch rehi thi…….. dekha maine kaha tha naa hum dono ki soch kitni milti-julti hai. ek dum made for each other” 

She goes to the room. Rajib smiled and said

ROBIN:

“Ab fassi”

Scene 2

Day/Int./Kitchen

Pakhi was cooking in the kitchen and also making her YouTube video suddenly, the doorbell ring. She opens the door, Robin was standing out there holding a black plastic bag. She said

PAKHI:

“Yeh kya hai”

ROBIN:

“Chicken hai”

 She was shocked that why he bring chicken while he advise her of the 7 days veg challenge.

 PAKHI:

“Tu chicken kyu lekar aaya, tumne hi to kaha tha 7 days veg challenge ka”

 ROBIN:

“Arre woh sach main thori naa karna hota hai, jab video banaogi tab veg khate hue dikhana bass koi thori na tumhare ghar check karne ko aaraha hai……. Aur tu bata non-veg ke bina tu reh paegi”

PAKHI:

“No”

“Yeh sahi kaha, mai soch hi rehe thi ki 7 din non-veg ke bina kaise rahungi”

She put her hands on Robin’s shoulder and says

PAKHI:

 “kitna khayal rekhte ho tum mera”

ROBIN:

“Haa tum hi kehti ho na, that we are made for each other”

 Scene 3

Day/Int./Kitchen

Pakhi was bathing in the bathroom and Rajib was placing some hidden mobile cameras quietly in different areas inside the house so that he can capture that she is a liar and her seven days challenge is fake. She came out of the bathroom and change her dress she asked him

PAKHI:

“Robin khana laga du”

ROBIN:

 “Khane main kya banaya hai”

PAKHI:

“Chicken Fries, Dal makhani, Chicken curry”

 ROBIN:

“Aaj to maja aa jaega”

 She started serving lunch on the dining table and the hidden camera was capturing everything. While eating non-veg Pakhi says,

PAKHI:

 “Pata hai mai toh tension mai thi ki 7 din tak non-veg ke bina kaise rehungi….. aur sahi toh hai kaun bhala aakar dekhega ki mai veg kha rehi hu ya non- veg”

 ROBIN(Smile):

“Yes”

 Scene 4

Night/Int./Office

Robin was doing some stuff at his computer wearing headphones in his office room then Pakhi starts shouting, 

PAKHI:

“Robin….robin…..” 

Robin didn’t listen to anything due to headphones then Pakhi enters the room shouting very high, 

PAKHI:

“Robin… robin”

Robin didn’t listen so, she pulls off his headphone and said,

PAKHI:

 “Yeh kaise kar sakte ho tum mere saath”

ROBIN:

“kya hua…. kya kiya maine”

Pakhi showed him the video that he had posted about “how people make fake videos and cheat people”. She was very angry with him and said again, 

PAKHI:

“Pata hai kitni mahenat se subscriber banae the maine..”

ROBIN:

“Dusro ke script churane ko mehnat nahi kehti …… sharam nahi aati”

PAKHI(Crying):

“Thik hai na chori ki maine ki, main giri hui hu, main chor hu, tumhe mere level main aane ki kya jarurat thi….” 

Robin go closer to her, put his hand on her chicks and said,

ROBIN:

 “Kya hai na sweetheart tumne hi kaha tha, ki humare soch kitni milti julti hai….. We are made for each other”

Robin was smiling and left the room.

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Episode 4:   Clean Up The Image

Scene 1

Day/Int./Bedroom

Pakhi was lying on the bed, she get a call. It was Sonia her school friend

PAKHI:

“Hello…. Ha Sonia bol yaar”

SONIA:

“Tu to bari haraman nikli yaar……… ek baat bata aise kamine ideas tujhe aate kaise hai”

 PAKHI:

“Kya hua”

SONIA:

“Teri video ka”

 Pakhi get irritated and said,

PAKHI:

 “Iss bare main baat maat kar yaar, Mere hi pati ne mera cutiyapa kat diya, Robin ka hi idea tha aur usne he video bhi bana ke upload ki”

SONIA:

“Accha, magar yaar badnami bahut hui teri, image kharab ho gai”

While talking Pakhi get her mother’s call.

PAKHI:

“Sonia main tujhe baad main call karti hu”

She picked up her mother’s call. Her mother know about the video and was very angry

MOTHER(SUMITRA):

  “Shaadi ke baad toh kam se kam sudhar ja, har koi tere bare main thu thu kar raha hai

 PAKHI:

“Maa ab bas karo naa”

 MOTHER:

“Kya chup karu…….. Soon tu mere shaat chal rehi hai aaj”

PAKHI:

“Kaha”

MOTHER:

Weed Baba, ke pass”

Pakhi hates that baba because she knows very well that he is a fraud but her mother had a blind faith in him.

PAKHI:

“main nahi ja rehi, aap phone rekho”

 Pakhi disconnects the call. 

Scene 2

Day/Int./Drawingroom

Pakhi was sitting on the sofa and smoking a Biri. She was stressed because of all those incidents and thinking about what to do to clean her image? Then the doorbells ring, 

(Tring… Tring)

She threw the Biri from the window, spray some room freshener and go to open the door. When she opened the door she saw her mom standing in front of her face and the so-called Weed Baba.

PAKHI:

“Mom aap”

 Her mom straightly goes to the pooja room and comes out with pooja thali, she did the arti of Guruji and welcomed him to come inside. Pakhi was getting irritated with all these stuff, Weed Baba entered the house

WEED BABA:

“Jai Bhole nath.. Jai bole nath”

MOTHER:

“Asan grahan kijie.. baba”

 Baba sat on the sofa but while sitting he gets the smell of Biri and he said, 

BABA:

“Yeh smell kaisi hai”

 MOTHER: 

“Kuch jalne ki smell hai”

 Pakhi started fumbling and said,

PAKHI:

“Kaisi smell, mujhe toh nahi aarehi hai”

Baba is also a serious smoker (Addicted). To change the context from Biri Pakhi sitting on her knees in front of Weed Baba and saying,

PAKHI:

 “Baba aap yaha mere lia aae hai naa” baba waved his head, “To concentrate kar na”

Pakhi’s Mom stated explaining thing that how pakhi always mesh-up things and to gave her some blessings. Pakhi was getting bored with all those baba stuff so she leave the room and went outside to bring some samosas. And baba’s full concentration was on smell as we know that he was a addicted.  

After half an hour Pakhi entered into the house, her mom was sitting in front of sofa, closing her eyes and praying. Pakhi came and tell her mother that what she is doing? Her mother said that Guruji told to close her eye and pray for her. Pakhi asked, “Guru hai kaha” mom said, “Roof main…..Woh bhagwan se baat karne gaye hai tumhare lia” Pakhi tell her mother to continue and to got the roof. When she opened the roof door she was shocked looking at baba what he was doing. He was sitting on the ground and taking weed. She said, “Nasheri…… mujhe pata tha ki tu koi baba shaba nahi hai” baba was not scared a bit looking at her because of weed. She came near to him and sit on the ground, baba offers her to take one puff. She take the weed and started taking it then she asked him that how did he cone the people so easily? Baba said, “Beta dharm ek aisi chiz hai, jiske naam pe tum tatti tak bechoge toh log kharidenge” and here she gets the idea to clear her image. She asked the baba how to become a great baba. Baba explained to her the 5 rules to become a baba that is, No1. All peoples are your son and daughter. No2. Get-up and environment. No3. Always speak slowly………very slow……… extreme slow. Let us people wait for your words. No4. Always use god’s name at the end of every line and people will believe your words like a universal truth. No5. Always give something in return as Prosadam. Final she become a big fan of baba because he gave her the solution to her problem.

The next day, Robin come from outside entered the house when he open the main door, he saw smoke all around. It was barely visible, he entered and start calling Pakhi, he said, “Pakhi…. pakhi” Pakhi came in a long white kurta, wearing all Malas and Tilaks. After looking at her like this he asked, “Yeh kya pehen rakha hai…….. Aur yeh dua kya hai” Pakhi with a pleasent smile said, “Beta, yeh dua nahi, baba ka ashirwad hai”. Robin said, “Kaun baba” Pakhi replied, “Beta tum Wella Baba ko nahi jante……. Wella baba ke aashirwad se tum sari jindagi welle bethe rehoge” Robin didn’t understand what was going on, Pakhi go and sit on the sofa then Robin saw that and asked, “Yeh kya kar rehi ho ab” she replied, “Wella baba ke welle dhyan ka samay ho gaya hai……….. Ab baba 4-5 ghante tak welle bethe rehenge” Robin asked about the food but she didn’t reply. Robin goes to the kitchen saying that “Jina haram karke rekha hai is ladki ne”.

Live streaming session of Wella Baba

Pakhi was doing a live streaming session on youtube to become popular, she was sitting on a couch wearing a white kurta and malas. One of the people in the video said, “Wella baba ki”……. “Jai Ho”, “Wella baba ki”……. “Jai Ho”. Pakhi raised her hand to stop jai-jaikar and order them to tell their problems. One of the people said his problem that, “Baba bari tension rehti hai……. Aap bataiye main settle kaise hunga…… kaam karta hu, mehnat karta hu par koi progress nahi ”  Wella Baba replied, “Beta sari fhasad ki jard hai tension…………ek wafte tak welle bethe raho, kuch maat socho. Phir dekho jiwan main kaisa pariwartan aata hai”. Doing live sessions like Pakhi was started gaining popularity. People start to know her as Wella Baba and finally, she succeeds to clean her image.

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Episode 5 (The Sponsors) 

Sc 01 Interior /day / 

Paaki is sitting on the sofa – she is frustrated — Comments after comments she is getting hate messages —  She is throwing the popcorn on the image of Robin and with every Popcorn, she throws she has a complaint in her head.  

Paki throws a popcorn on the image of Robin   

Pakhi 

Is din ke liye shadi ki thi” 

She pickups one more piece of popcorn and throws it again on the image of Robin

Pakhi  

     “Ek ladki tarkki kare to sab ko problem hai aur biwi kare to usse bhi badi problem hai” 

This time she grabs the paperweight in her hand and was about to hit the picture of the Robin but just then there goes a door ring pakhi goes and opens the doors and becomes surprised as Robin is shooting the vlog he is saying 

Robin 

“To aise karte hai log nakli vlog shot,  kuch bhi promise karege aur kuch bhi dikhayenge lekin sab nakli hota hai aur prove karne ke liye mera… “ 

Pakhi could not believe her eyes that Robin is still on the same topic she runs and grabs the whole popcorn bowl and throws all the popcorn upon Robin  

“ To ye gussa jayej jab koi saccha aadmi mehnat se vlog banye to ye to hota hi hai. aaj aap sab ke samane main ye batana chahata hun ki Aise nakli Vloggers ko expose karne ke liye Pakhi ne mera saath diya tha iske liye main Pakhi jo ki iss duniya ki sabse sweet wife hai ko dil se thankyou bolta hun” 

We show that Pakhi is surprised and she shouts in joy and hugs Robin —  

Robin 

“ To der kis baat ki hate comments karna karo band aur aaj hi Pakhi ka video subscribe karo” 

Cut 

Sc 02  Interior /Bedroom /night 

Both are in the bed both are looking at each other phone’s Robin’s popularity is raising, Pakhi’s audience is also appreciating and people are liking her posts– After seeing all the posts and likes Pakhi hugs Robins and Robin was about to kiss Pakhi but before he could do Pakhi takes out the camera and clicks a photograph  then gets up in the excitement and gives naught look to robin 

Pakhi 

“Logo ko trust hame par tabhi hoga jb wo hum ko ek dusre ke nazdik dekhege” 

Robin 

“Tumhe thik se thankyou bolana bhi nahi aata”  

But pakhi don’t look at Robin and she gets busy replying with her Instagram fans 

Cut to 

Scene  03  Interior /Hall/ 

Pakhi and Robin both are taking lunch and just then the doorbell rings up again both looks at each other none of them want to go and open the door — Just then one more time the bell rings and Robin gets up 

Robin 

“Fine ..so much Drama for the women liberation”

Robin opens the door and  Aniket a famous Agent for sponsorship… Robin welcomes him and Aniket starts appreciating both… 

Aniket

“Yar kamal kar diya kal ka jo vlog tha usne to tehelka macha diya  wife aur husband ke love ko ek nayi unchahi di hai tum logo ne 

Robin and Pakhi looks at each other  both certainly do not believe in his words 

Aniket gets up and goes close to Pakhi 

“Aur bhabhi aapne jo expression diye hai aur jo fan base banaya hai 4 hafto main its a record” 

Robin becomes irritated and askshim 

Robin

 “wo thik hai kis liye aaye ho ye to bata do” 

Aniket 

Straight to business i like it …Dekho tumhare vlogs to kamal hai hi aur tum ko political party SBP se sponsorship milti hai iss baar wo log isko double kar dege 

Robin 

“Unka karna hoga varna main nahi karne wala unke liye kuch bhi “ 

Aniket 

“Kamal hai mere hote hue doubble kyo nahi  hoga signing papers ready hai 2 month ka contract ka election hone tak bus dhoom macha do” 

Robin

“Kitna amount hai 

Aniket 

“5 Lakh Per month..” 

We show the reaction of Pakhi who is so jealous now that it is all visible on her face  

Aniket 

To kya khate ho 

We show that Robin takes out his pen from his pocket and about to sign the papers but at that moment Aniket stops him 

Aniket 

“ Magar ye aapke liye nahi ye offer Pakhi ke liye hai” 

Ye sun kar Robin is like what the fuck — 

Robin 

“ Fuck kuch bhi kya dekha isme” 

Pakhi is feels to like shouting at loud but instead she keeps her calm and gets up and hugs Aniket”  

Pakhi 

I am ready 

Robin 

“Pakhi tum nhai janti inhe ye dokha hai “ 

Pakhi 

“Abhi tumne bola na ye kya dekha mujme  I am sure jo bhi dekha hoga tumse accha hi dekha hoga” 

Pakhi signs the contract and Robin is like cannot believe his eyes 

Robin 

Aur mere liye kya hai 

Aniket while living the house with the contract paper —  

Pakhi 

Tumhari payari sweet biwi hai na … 

Robin looks up at Pakhi who is just jumping over the sofa and shouting  SBP zindabad -Nari shakti Jindabaad 

Season one complete